Taco Bell reigns supreme.
These puns are unavoidable
If you ever feel sad, just remember that once Mick Jagger went to therapy for sex addiction, then ended up seducing and sleeping with his therapist.
reblog if you want a thigh gap like this<3
Jennifer- “I wasn’t that drunk” Josh- “You were crying because you wanted to meet Jennifer Lawrence”
what do you call an apology written in dots and dashes
I don’t use puctuation, I use punktuation
*my mom calls ur mom* hi i just called to tell you that your son didnt reblog my sons selfie? um no lorraine. you listen here, if you want to come to my tupperware party you better get your son in check. also your blueberry cobbler should not have won the state fair competition. goodbye lorraine.
how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
why didn’t aladdin have nipples
if siamese twins have two separate vaginas do they get their periods at the same timewhy do sandwiches taste better cut diagonally