ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

imawanchor:

mizukishippedit:

imawanchor:

i don’t really have a personality it’s just sort of like

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brokes face, lol

yeah broke is my favourite character closely followed by smash

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

mewtwo870:

hooligan fruit causing trouble at night

mewtwo870:

hooligan fruit causing trouble at night

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

mallardfillmore:

I almost just ruined my life

mallardfillmore:

I almost just ruined my life

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

angrynerdyblogger:

pr1nceshawn:

When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level

*gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this

sasuge:

image

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i’m on to u 

algeblogger:

I’ve got arachnophobia

algeblogger:

I’ve got arachnophobia

funnuraba:

fucking decimated