why dont these words rhyme
but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do
"We heard a little girl… GOT SERIOUSLY BURNED!"
the next time you feel bad for wasting money on something you know you probably shouldn’t have just remember that this is a thing that i actually own that i actually spent actual money on and hopefully your own life choices won’t seem as bad anymore
it has my name on it
THIS IS MISLEADING COURTNEY DIDNT SPENT MONEY ON IT I BOUGHT IT FOR HER BDAY HAHAHAHAHAHA
"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"
australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago
because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership
because that’s the logical fucking thing to do
being a girl is so expensive like
XL Shrek Dildos? expensive.
Well I did 6th grade wrong
hearin a really shitty pun
makin a really shitty pun
I’m the person that plays fall out boy at a party
The Simpsons did The Hangover back in 1999.
If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys
I wasn’t lying