turnersalexs:

steal his look:

200 pounds of hair gel

thesonicscrew:

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

missespeon:

Your asymmetrical pants

missespeon:

Your asymmetrical pants

  • TV show producer: Okay so hear me out. Let's do a show starring VEGETABLES, but...they're CHRISTIANS.

vanconcastiel:

ignotum-per-aeque-ignotum:

fandomstuck:

the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.

Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.

georgetakei:

Potter fans—the box stops here.
Source: Words, Words, Words

georgetakei:

Potter fans—the box stops here.

Source: Words, Words, Words

secretrainbowpigeons:

I can’t believe the US is gonna rename the World Cup to Uncle Sam’s Soccer Slamdown when it wins

themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE