theclearlydope:

Man of Selfie.

shutupaubrey:

my dad and this other guy were fighting over who would go on a date with my mom in high school so they put their forearms together and my mom dropped a lit cigarette in between them and said “first one to pull away loses” and my dad still has a little scar

mangerdanger:

if you don’t want to marry me, why did you sit next to me on this bus?

(Source: drarna)

pushingforten:

mark is my god

wellthisisverymuch:

dickflavouredsoup:

her eyes were the colour of

image

This makes me smile for no apparent reason

lonelywhiteasian:

i love donuts. they’re not self-centered at all.


(Source: bobbymoynihan)


jetgreguar:

the-pietriarchy:

what a time to be alive

If you feel bad about yourself just remember this photoset

  • me: hi may i get a caramel frappuccino
  • starbucks: sure. may i get your name please
  • me: esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez

note-a-bear:

kawaii-afro-fluff:

maccasmiz:

fulfillments:

living-the-band-life:

foxheartx:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

OMG

OMG LOOOOLLL I’M SO DONE

*slow claps*

sksdklgksdgjksfg

I see Durex has taken a page out of the Sony playbook’s “Don’t give a fuck” chapter

(Source: c0cainkeys)

kingschultzies:

*policeman voice* alright sir im going to have to ask you a few questions. *pulls out notepad* where did you come from? where did you go? *slams fists on interrogation table* where DID you come from cotton eyed joe?

jennehbear:

i’m forever stuck between wanting to discover loads of new music and wanting to listen to the same 4 albums over and over again

(Source: sacred-profane)